Armed with boomerang and boulder, and with his temper teetering on the brink, Gnar has made his way to the Rift.
“I wanna be the DINOSAUR!” The little blond boy skipped from class
into the playground, picking up a small toy car before driving it up and
down his forearm. Gnar hopped out seconds later, dressed in his bright
dino onesie and grinning at the prospect of playtime. After making his
way into the center of the playground, he tossed his trusty boomerang
through the clear blue skies.
“No I wanna be the dinosaur! You be the ROBOT,” exclaimed a
second child, a young girl covered in mud from an earlier trip through
the nearby woods. The blond boy stamped his feet in consternation.
“NO! I wanna be the dinosaur,” he shouted, “you be the
SAMURAI!” He ran ahead as Gnar’s xpeke kassadin boomerang arced back towards its owner.
The prehistoric boy stood looking on, his tiny arms outstretched
towards the incoming toy... only to watch the blond boy catch it. He
turned to his friend, still grinning wildly as he held Gnar’s boomerang
“Oh! That reminds me! Why did the samurai never get locked out of his h...”
The children stared on in horror as Mega Gnar tore through the skies,
landing by the playground’s plastic playhouse. With a mighty roar, he
tore the house from its bolts, slamming it into the nearby wall before
launching it whole towards the fleeing blond boy. Through the screaming
chaos, the young girl vacantly stared on, her eyes fixed on the
terrifying colossus before her.
“...Okay. Gnar can be the dinosaur. Beep boop...”
Kite and fight your way through xpeke kassadin 2014 the enemy team as Gnar and his Dino Gnar skin for 1462 RP (normally 1950 RP) until the end of the weekend.